Aparently China called me today.
But my phone was on silent while charging, so I didn't recieve the call.
They left a message stating that they want me to make a commercial advertising newgrounds in China. They also said they want me to add a subliminal message that says to the viewers
"Plan 6 is in effect.
Please insert Red Pill into Rectum, and blue into Penis. If you are not in posession of a penis, then go back into the kitchen and stop watching your masters television."